Freak, Not Chic
Oh Ralph Lauren,
Where did you find this lass
With head bigger than ass?
Her stance must be precarious,
Her tumblings onto pavements, various
Does she hail from Jupiter, Saturn or Mars,
A world where gravitational forces,
Are far stranger than ours?
Or perhaps she is simply a Photoshop disaster,
Created by a drone, who, despising his master,
Twists and contorts this poor girl’s physique,
Into something grotesque,
That makes you shout: “FREAK”
(With thanks to boingboing, as usual)
